As you’ve probably all seen in the past week, month or even year, there’s been a lot of media attention on the Scottish Independence Referendum – hell even we wrote about it way back in February – which is set to go down today.
Obviously, there’s a lot of huge arguments on each side as why Scottish Independence is a good or bad idea, but some guy called Jamie Bryceland wrote one of the most epic speeches about the issue and why Scotland should remain a part of Great Britain that it’s been liked over 5000 times on Facebook, including by our very own COOKO.
He’s got the facts, the book smarts, the passion and the authenticity to back it up – he even writets it like he’s Scottish, kind of like an Irvine Welsh novel – so if you’re in any doubt take a look at this and get educated:
The amount of shite spouted by absolute fucking bellends on this referendum is mind boggling people should READ FUCKING BOOKS INSTEAD OF BLOGS!
its Scotland’s oil! Eh no it’s no even Britain’s oil it’s fucking BP, Shell and Exxon’s oil they just pay a sub charge to extract the oil and bring it ashore to be refined! If it was Scotland’s oil why are none of these jackanory bastards promising you a vast reduction in fuel duty in the event of independence? Cause that’s where the government make their fucking money!
Scotland doesnae get the government it votes for vote for independence get them Tories oot! Eh I don’t see English, Welsh and Ulster parents bemoaning about Scottish war criminals who lead us into wars for their pals Brown, Darling, Robertson, Cook and Scottish educated Anthony Blair and his wee jakeball bastard crony Alistair Campbell but hey it’s all Etons fault eh
David Cameron is flogging the NHS off to all his pals! Eh if ye’d actually fuckin read up on history ye’ll find that a condition of an IMF loan is the government must sell off state assets to create a free market economy carrying out the the economic policies dreamt up by Milton Friedman and his Chicago Boys which is what’s been going on since Labour sold the jersey’s in 1976 and went for a £2billion bailout which then began the domino effect of closing pits selling off the railways BT, BP etc etc but hey it’s wee Maggies fault the she devil as those pontificating socialists love to shout to anybody who cares! The IMF run this country these governments
Just carry out what their told to! It’s why a fucking Canadian is the gaffer at the Bank of England!!! You cunts think yer getting it rough now just thank The Lord ye live here and didnae have to truly suffer like the South Americans who were the guinea pigs to all this in the 70′s!!!! What’s John Swinney openly stated he’s gonae do on the first day of independence? Aye borrow £2.5billion and that’s just to start with!! Aye a better future for yer weans indeed is truly around the corner!!!
How can there be foodbanks in Scotland this is a disgrace!!! Aye how can there be when ye’ve £500m for a stupid parliament building £1.5billion for trams the majority of you will never use £2billion for a new forth road bridge £850m for a makeover for an Edinburgh shopping centre £200m for a shopping centre in Haymarket £billions to throw on the regeneration of the South side and east end of Glesga millions spent on the Hydro I mean how many fucking concert venues does Glesga fucking need? How much did they blow on that glorified school sports day the commonwealth games and the fuckin Ryder cup? Aye but who gives a fuck about peasants no being able to feed themselves give them a tin of beans and a cuppa soup!!!
We can be like Norway where their average wage is double ours? Aye it’s also £8 for a pint, £18 to see a GP, £30 to visit a hospital, their roads have tolls and no free travel for OAPs that sounds fucking jolly as fuck!!
The bedroom tax oooft fuck which amounts to £50million a year but the SNP decided we’ll pay it this year for ye’s well if they can pick it up this year THEY CAN FUCKING DO IT EVERY YEAR!!!It’s oooor Pound!! Aye just what ye want another country setting your interest rates and borrowing rates I’ve always wanted to live in Greece let’s have some of that hyper inflation and no jobs because Scotland is an economy built on the service industry all foreign owned that can be flat packed off to anywhere they want!!!!
But independence will deal with real social issues! Don’t give us yer fucking pish when this SNP government have pie’d the efforts of John Muir to deal with Scotland’s real Weapons of Mass Destructiom THE FUCKING KNIFE!!! They don’t give a fuck about oinks stabbing oinks unless they get the chance for a somber photo opportunity to show they care about ye!!! Fucksake it was only 6 week ago there was a march in Glesga against the high volume of sex crimes in that city but hey there was more than enough coppers on the streets during the commonwealth games to make ye all feel safe eh!!
That’s no even countering in jailing people for singing songs at fitba matches the polis handing out their special wee licences to the gangsters who meet their criteria to sell drugs on the streets for them without so much as a chap at their door!!!
You’ll get the country ye truly fuckin deserve!!!!
Intense, right? If you want to see a few more reasons why you should vote No today then head over to this article that we produced last week.
